I'd Call Trump A Cunt | Light | Unisex t-shirt

“I’d call Trump a cunt, but he lacks warmth and depth.”
Poetic. Petty. Perfect.

This tee isn’t just a read — it’s a full-body eyeroll in wearable form. Made from ultra-soft, lightweight cotton with just the right amount of stretch, it’s comfortable enough to wear while rage-scrolling, doom-scrolling, or scrolling past boomers in your comments.

Flattering, fierce, and 100% ready to piss off the right people.

Soft fabric. Sharp message. No apologies.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!