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Uterus + Bullets | Unisex classic tee

Uterus + Bullets | Unisex classic tee

Regular price $14.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $14.50 USD
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“I wish my uterus could shoot bullets... then maybe the GOP would keep their hands off.”

Cheap shot? Nope — just brutally accurate.

Part of our Bold & Broke collection, this tee brings big energy on a budget. It’s soft, lightweight, and designed for people who are tired of lawmakers legislating their bodies and still want to scream about it — affordably.

Perfect for protests, rage-walks, or just sipping coffee and glaring at the news.

Unapologetic. Under $20. Unignorable.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
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