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Loud shirts for people who pay attention.

Pretty flowers, rude words, and Gen X shrugs. Every design is ours, printed in the USA.

  • Free US shipping over $75
  • Printed in the USA
  • Ships in 2–3 days

Our signature

Look closer.

From six feet away, it’s a pretty floral print. From three feet away, the script says exactly what you think. The shirt strangers stop you to ask about.

“The image is just lovely; it expresses my feelings in such a lyrical way!”
Nancy M., on the Ocean women’s tee

Official merch

The Daily Whatever Show

Lawrence and Dana take the news personally, every weekday. Wear the logo, then hear the show.

Whatever. women’s relaxed tee in Heather Mauve, front view
Daily Whatever Show logo unisex tee in Heather Deep Teal, front view
Whatever. 20 oz mug in deep teal, held in hand

Five reviews. Five stars.

  • “Very comfortable and made to last. And the message and graphics are great as well.”
    Richard C., on Read Banned Books Now!
  • “Exactly as ordered. Sizes are accurate. Delivered sooner than promised.”
    Kevin A., on Free Republic of Cascadia
  • “Love this shirt! The rest is perfect for the next protest!”
    Carrie R., on Shit’s So Bad
The alpacalunch alpaca

Nobody’s coming. Pack a lunch.

Every shirt is printed to order in the USA, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you to care.