✊ If These Protests Don’t Work, I’ll See You in CECOT
At alpacalunch, we don’t take threats to democracy lightly—but we do take them with a heavy dose of sharp wit, bold fonts, and budget-friendly prices.
Our latest drop? A scorching new protest tee that reads:
“If These Protests Don’t Work, I’ll See You in CECOT!”
For those just tuning in: CECOT is the Terrorism Confinement Center in El Salvador—a “mega-prison” housing thousands of suspected gang members under notoriously brutal conditions. It’s been hailed by strongmen and condemned by human rights advocates alike. And now, in the United States, with rising authoritarian rhetoric and openly fascist behavior creeping into our politics, the idea of a "CECOT-style solution" doesn’t feel so far away.
You don't need a decoder ring to see the writing on the wall.
🧵 Fashion That Fights Back
This tee isn’t just a joke. It’s a warning. And it’s part of our ongoing commitment to cheap protest tees that make noise without breaking the bank.
Starting at just $14.50, our Budget Ragewear line makes it easier than ever to show up, speak out, and stay loud. Whether you're marching, voting, organizing, or just doomscrolling in style—this shirt belongs in your revolution-ready wardrobe.
🚨 Why It Matters
We’re watching political leaders float ideas like indefinite detention, mass deportation camps, and using the military against civilians. Sounds wild? It’s not fiction, it’s policy proposals. As citizens, we have to use every tool available—including what we wear—to speak truth to power.
CECOT isn’t a punchline. It’s a terrifying glimpse into where the U.S. could be headed if we let authoritarianism go unchecked.
🔥 Don’t Just Wear It. Mean It.
We make shirts to wear to political protests that say what you're really thinking. Loudly. Clearly. Unapologetically. Because the time for politeness has passed—and frankly, democracy isn’t gonna defend itself.
Shop now, and pick up the CECOT tee or any of our smart-ass, scream-into-the-void Budget Ragewear. Free shipping always. Rage included.