Checks + Balances | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

They’re Eating the Checks! They’re Eating the Balances!
Democracy’s unraveling — and the pets are in charge.

This tee riffs on a certain president’s greatest linguistic hits with chaotic energy and constitutional concern. Featuring adorable cats and dogs wreaking adorable havoc, it’s perfect for political nerds, meme lovers, and anyone watching the system get chewed up in real time.

Cute pets. Big panic. Soft fabric. Zero accountability.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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