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Congress, Do Your MF Job | Unisex classic tee
Congress, Do Your MF Job | Unisex classic tee
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Congress, Do Your Motherfucking Job.
Because thoughts and prayers don’t pay bills, protect rights, or preserve democracy.
This tee is for everyone who’s had enough of the gridlock, grandstanding, and gutless inaction. It's soft, loud, and built for the moments when you're ready to say what everyone else is thinking—clearly and with maximum emphasis.
Perfect for protests, constituent calls, or your next accidental viral moment on C-SPAN.
Soft fabric. Sharp message. Zero chill.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |

















