Eagle Jizz 15oz Mug with Color Inside

☕🦅 Eagle Jizz Mug – because nothing screams “fake patriotism” louder than an eagle in aviators.

On one side: a majestic bald eagle rocking shades.
On the other: the phrase “Eagle Jizz” — our shorthand for the over-the-top, toxic-masculinity cosplay of the MAGA right-wing manosphere. Think flags on trucks, gym selfies with rifles, and dudes who scream “’Murica!” while chugging lite beer.

• Perfect for coffee, tea, or your salty liberal tears (just kidding, Tucker)
• Guaranteed to get side-eye at the office and chuckles at the protest
• Start your morning with irony. Sip resistance with style. 🦅😎💦

• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!