Elon Doesn't Even Go Here! | Unisex classic tee

Elon Doesn’t Even Go Here!
A Mean Girls classic — now fully weaponized.

This tee calls out everyone's least favorite space troll with a quote that never goes out of style. Soft, comfy, and absolutely dripping with shade, it’s perfect for tech skeptics, culture critics, and anyone who wishes billionaires would just log off already.

He’s not a genius. He’s just loud. And we’re louder.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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