I Was Told There Would Be Cake | Unisex classic tee

“I was told there would be cake.”

The perfect tee for those of us who showed up to the revolution expecting a snack—and got tear gas instead. Whether you’re marching in the streets or raging from your living room, this shirt channels the betrayal felt since Marie Antoinette allegedly tossed out that infamous line.

This isn’t just protest fashion—it’s a historical grievance with frosting. A callout to broken promises, class warfare, and the infuriating absence of cake when the world is burning.

Soft. Bold. Deliciously subversive. Pair it with boots, banners, and a willingness to question everything. Because if there’s no justice and no cake? We riot.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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