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Issues | Dark | Unisex classic tee

Issues | Dark | Unisex classic tee

Regular price $14.50 USD
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Too many issues for one shirt.

Relatable? Tragically. Stylish? Absolutely.

This tee says what your group chat already knows: there’s not enough fabric to list everything wrong — with the world or your week. Featuring a classic alert symbol and a message that hits a little too close to home, this shirt is soft, comfy, and ready for emotional support duty.

Perfect for protest, therapy, or just doomscrolling in style.

Loud message. Chill fit. Limited capacity for nonsense.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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