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Let Them Eat Teslas | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Let Them Eat Teslas | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Let Them Eat Teslas!
Because nothing says “out of touch” like a billionaire cosplaying as history’s worst villain while his Cybertruck spontaneously combusts.
This tee is savage satire at its peak, featuring Musk’s most cringe moment and his notoriously crispy truck. Soft, comfy, and perfect for anyone who thinks billionaires shouldn’t launch rockets (or fascism).
Wear it to protests, parties, or anywhere you want to spark a little chaos.
Bold statement. Hot takes. Actual flames.
⚠️ Disclaimer: No billionaires were harmed (yet) in the making of this shirt.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |









