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MELT ICE | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
MELT ICE | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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🚨 Warning: This tee melts fascists faster than an ICE raid goes off the rails.
Say it loud, wear it proud — Melt ICE isn’t about your drink, it’s about melting the agency that turned cruelty into a business model. ❄️🔥
Soft, comfy, and 100% guaranteed to make that one uncle at Thanksgiving suddenly “need some air.” 😏
Because here’s the thing: when government agencies start acting like the new Gestapo, it’s time for the people to crank up the heat. This shirt does just that — stylishly, ethically, and with just the right amount of subversive sass.
Wear it to rallies, wear it to brunch, wear it to the DMV while glaring meaningfully at anyone who clutches their pearls too tightly. 💅
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
