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Minority Billionaires | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Minority Billionaires | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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The Only Minority Ruining This Country Are The Billionaires!
We said what we said.
This tee doesn’t mince words—because the math is right there. A ruthless one-percenter roast wrapped in soft, comfy cotton, it’s perfect for protests, brunch shade, or making your libertarian cousin sweat at Thanksgiving.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Tax the damn rich.
Comfortable fit. Uncomfortable truth.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |




















