Mmmm, Frogurt! | Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

Straight from The Simpsons’ golden age of chaos, this one’s for the true believers — the superfans who can quote “Treehouse of Horror II” in their sleep. When Homer buys that “totally not cursed” clown doll from the mysterious shopkeeper, we all learned a valuable lesson: even free toppings come with consequences.

This alpacalunch exclusive “Mmmm, Frogurt!” tee celebrates the perfect mix of absurdity, horror, and Springfield logic. Printed in bold, layered, frogurt-flavored lettering with just enough menace to make Comic Book Guy proud, it’s equal parts nostalgia and nerd flag. Wear it ironically or prophetically — either way, you’ve been warned.

Soft, breathable cotton. Ethically sourced. Spiritually doomed.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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