NIXON 2028 | Unisex classic tee

🦅 Nixon 2028: In Retrospect, Not the Worst 🦅

Yeah, we said it. Things are so upside-down that ol’ Tricky Dick is starting to look… not great… but maybe not the absolute worst. This shirt is a satire of how far American politics has fallen — when corruption and paranoia from the ’70s start to feel like the good old days, you know we’re in trouble.

• Unisex fit, soft cotton blend — soft enough for Watergate hearings or late-night doomscrolling
• Printed direct-to-garment so the irony lasts longer than a presidential term
• Perfect for protests, political rallies, or family dinners where you want to make Uncle Ron’s head explode
• Dark humor meets civic despair, GenX-style ✌️

Wear it as a joke. Wear it as a warning. Either way, Nixon’s rolling in his grave.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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