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RBF | Dark | Unisex classic tee
RBF | Dark | Unisex classic tee
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Resisting Bitch Face (arrow pointing up)
And underneath, in tiny type: please fuck off.
This isn’t just a resting bitch face — it’s a resisting one. Designed for activists, introverts, and anyone who’s out of patience but full of purpose, this tee does all the talking so you don’t have to.
Soft, comfortable, and dripping with passive-aggressive perfection, it’s ideal for protests, post offices, and every public space you wish was private.
Loud message. Low effort. Maximum boundary-setting.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |




