Science | Unisex classic tee

Science Keeps Your Dumb Ass Alive
Vaccines. Clean water. Seat belts. Wi-Fi. You’re welcome.

This tee is for the science lovers, the exhausted educators, the pandemic survivors, and anyone tired of arguing with people who think TikTok is peer-reviewed. Soft, comfortable, and savagely correct, it’s perfect for classrooms, protests, or just glaring across the dinner table.

Trust the science. Wear the snark. Stay alive.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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