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🌮 TACO TACO Man! 🐔 | Unisex t-shirt

🌮 TACO TACO Man! 🐔 | Unisex t-shirt

Regular price $21.00 USD
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🎶 “Taco, Taco Man… I want to be a Taco Man!” 🌮🐔

Donald Trump, the self-declared tough guy, is back… but this time he’s dancing with a taco, dodging real decisions like he dodges subpoenas. This ridiculous tee immortalizes the viral T.A.C.O. meme — Trump Always Chickens Out — with glorious, greasy flair. Complete with a shoulder chicken (you know, for cowardice) and a flurry of flying tacos, this shirt is perfect for rallies, protests, or just reminding the world that even a combo platter has more backbone than our Commander in Chicken.

Mock the MAGA mythos and spice up your resistance wardrobe with this hot mess of a masterpiece.

🌮 Unisex sizing
🐔 100% cotton
🫢 NSFW-adjacent attitude
🇺🇸 Made for loud liberals, Gen Xers, spicy allies, and meme scholars alike



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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