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🌮 TACO TACO Man! 🐔 | Unisex t-shirt
🌮 TACO TACO Man! 🐔 | Unisex t-shirt
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🎶 “Taco, Taco Man… I want to be a Taco Man!” 🌮🐔
Donald Trump, the self-declared tough guy, is back… but this time he’s dancing with a taco, dodging real decisions like he dodges subpoenas. This ridiculous tee immortalizes the viral T.A.C.O. meme — Trump Always Chickens Out — with glorious, greasy flair. Complete with a shoulder chicken (you know, for cowardice) and a flurry of flying tacos, this shirt is perfect for rallies, protests, or just reminding the world that even a combo platter has more backbone than our Commander in Chicken.
Mock the MAGA mythos and spice up your resistance wardrobe with this hot mess of a masterpiece.
🌮 Unisex sizing
🐔 100% cotton
🫢 NSFW-adjacent attitude
🇺🇸 Made for loud liberals, Gen Xers, spicy allies, and meme scholars alike
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |











