Tinkle, Tinkle Little Czar | Unisex classic tee

Tinkle Tinkle Little Czar, Putin Put You Where You Are
A lullaby for the lapdog-in-chief.

This tee is petty poetry for the resistance. Inspired by one of the weirdest, darkest, most humiliating chapters in modern political history, it's soft, comfy, and 100% designed to make authoritarians—and their bootlickers—squirm.

Perfect for protests, foreign policy discussions, or just reminding people that some “leaders” come pre-compromised.

Rhyming rage. Musical mockery. Historical shade.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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