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Trump Lacks... | Unisex classic tee
Trump Lacks... | Unisex classic tee
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“I’d call Trump a cunt, but he lacks warmth and depth.”
Brutal. Accurate. Kinda poetic, actually.
This shirt doesn’t pull punches — it lands them. Whether you're headed to a protest, a passive-aggressive dinner, or just rage-scrolling your way through the news, this tee lets everyone know exactly where you stand (and who you're standing against).
Soft, lightweight, and perfectly cut for maximum side-eye delivery.
No warmth. No depth. No respect. Just facts on fabric.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |






